well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
How's work?
Spinning.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I stole a fireplace last night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
