Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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