I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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