I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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