guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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