i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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