Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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