i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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