we're blogging at a bar
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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