just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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