Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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