What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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