Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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