There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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