If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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