Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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