Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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