but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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