I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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