I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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