Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
