Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
she peed on how many people?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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