So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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