She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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