Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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