it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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