After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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