What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
In America we eat man semen.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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