Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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