Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
and she was petting her beer can
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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