i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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