There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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