It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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