when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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