HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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