She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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