BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
