yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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