I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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