I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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