But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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