people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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