we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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