Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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