we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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