The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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