That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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