You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
