My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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