no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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