I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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