At least make sure they are 18
Why
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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