Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My penis needs a shock collar
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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