Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Do vagina's smell?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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